Where I live the mosquitoes thrive in the wet humid climate. There are nights where these blood-sucking vultures will have their way with you, leaving sometimes hundreds of annoying itchy red bumps to deal with. For xmas Emily got me this awesome electric fly swatter, which brings me much satisfaction while not only swatting these fuckers, but at the same time sending some voltage through their blood-filled tummies. The score is still not settled, but let me say:
Mosquitoes: 1000
Cory: 75 and gaining.
Die bitches!
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